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Apr 29, 2009 0:49:15 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 29, 2009 0:49:15 GMT -5
"It's not like I didn't expect it," she replied. She looked up and saw the two children eyeing her from a second story window. She wondered what two kids were doing up so late when she walked inside.
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Squee shook his head. "No, he's still spooooooooky," he replied. "Cept for that lady. I think she's spooooooooooky, too."
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Apr 29, 2009 7:27:58 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 29, 2009 7:27:58 GMT -5
Johnny hadn't realized just what a wreck his place actually had been. There were clothes everywhere from some sort of tantrum rage he'd thrown earlier in the week, and there were still some bloody handprints on the wall near the door that led to the tunnels (of course, those were his).
"Uh... I don't really have anything to offer you, I don't think..." He said awkwardly.
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"Hmm..." Pepito mumbled. "Hopefully that means it isn't happening as fast as I thought. I still wonder who's behind this. I gotta bad feeling, Squee. I feel like you're gonna get wrapped up in it, and since you're my best friend, I don't want you to be harmed."
((poor Squee; only liked by crazy people and anti-Christ people))
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Apr 29, 2009 11:06:00 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 29, 2009 11:06:00 GMT -5
(( >< like us XD hey, what about throwing in Zimmy? haha))
Devi raised an eyebrow. "Offer me? I thought we were gonna watch commercials," she said.
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Squee squeed and said, "Thanks, Pepito!" Wow, a friend who really cared! But a chill suddenly swept through the boy. "Oh no!" he cried. "Pepito, now that you're nice to me, you're gonna die a horrible yet somehow hillarious death! Actaully...I'm surprised it hasn't happened already...." Squee sat on his bed, slightly confused now. "Maybe we can convince the spooky problem to take my parents instead. The aliens liked them."
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Apr 29, 2009 12:03:43 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 29, 2009 12:03:43 GMT -5
"Well, I thought that you were supposed to offer guests stuff when you had them at your house, right?... I don't really know. I'm kinda new at having guests that aren't in restraints."
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"Don't worry about me. I can't technically die," Pepito shrugged. "I'd just rise again... and this problem... I'm really not sure what the cause is..."
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Apr 29, 2009 14:34:18 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 29, 2009 14:34:18 GMT -5
Devi ignored that last part. "Well, we-"
A loud crash resounded throughout the neighborhood. She and Nny, as well as Pepito and Squee, looked out the door to see a heap of metal centered in the street directly in front of them.
"The aliens! I don't want them to get my head!" Squee yelped as he dove under the covers.
"GAH! Gir! Look what you've done!" cried a strange little green man as he jumped from the pod. "Now the voot cruiser is--" He stopped and stared at them.
After a moment, he waved. "Hello, I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. I have broken my bicycle and need to use a human telephone."
"What...the...hell...?!" Devi said.
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Apr 29, 2009 15:08:06 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 29, 2009 15:08:06 GMT -5
Johnny stared at the green boy for a moment. "...Well,you can use mine, but it'll probably shoot you in the head. I don't think I fixed that yet. You should use Squee's phone. He lives next door."
Pepito raised an eyebrow. "Aliens? I hope this doesn't have anything to do with the happenings."
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Apr 29, 2009 17:20:50 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 29, 2009 17:20:50 GMT -5
"What is the human SQUEE?!" the green thing shouted. "I AM ZIM!" A little robot jumped out from behind him and began dancing around. Zim ignored it and ran to the next house.
"Yay, we'll be doomed!" it yelled joyfully.
Devi whispered to Nny, "What is that thing?"
Squee heard his name from the scary neighbor man. "Pepito, are the aliens coming?"
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Apr 29, 2009 20:45:04 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 29, 2009 20:45:04 GMT -5
"It would seem so," Pepito shrugged. "Let's see if we can get information out of him, shall we?"
Johnny stared at the dancing green dog-like creature. He shrugged. "I'm gonna go fix my telephone why I'm thinking about it." He left her to watch the dancing thing for the moment and went into his bedroom.
He removed the gun from the machine he'd hooked it to and put it in a drawer in case he were ever to become suicidal again (that was unlikely, since he'd come to find how little it mattered).
BAM!
The noise shook inside his skull and sent him stumbling back against the wall. He looked around, and for a moment, everything blended together into a dizzy, red swirly version of his room.
And then the voices flooded into his head.
Hundreds.
No, thousands of voices.
Every single one of them saying, "Let me out!"
BAM BAM BAM!
That sound... was that a knocking? Like... on a door?
He opened his eyes to find him laying on the floor, gasping for air. He pulled himself, still woozy, and wiped out from under his nose for the second time that night.
What the F**K is going on?! He thought in annoyance, leaving the room in a huff.
He didn't notice the little cloud of smoke in the corner of the room dissapating into the air.
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Apr 30, 2009 0:27:03 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 30, 2009 0:27:03 GMT -5
Devi saw the look on his face as he exited the room. "Are you alright? You're bleeding again, aren't you?" she asked, walking up to him.
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Zim blasted open the door and tossed the human male parent into a wall. He into the kitchen and said, "I am normal!" to the female parent, who patted him on the head and walked away. "Where is the SQUEE human?!"
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Apr 30, 2009 8:03:55 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 30, 2009 8:03:55 GMT -5
"Sounds like he's looking for you," Pepito mentioned, observing an action figure on the floor before crushing it with his foot. "Best to not make him angry. Don't worry. I won't let him probe you."
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"uh... I'm fine," Johnny said quietly. "...Finer than usual..." He shrugged, seeing that the green dog thing wasn't doing anything interesting and took his spot back on the couch. "Jeez, even aliens seem so useless nowadays." He turned the television on.
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Apr 30, 2009 14:34:17 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 30, 2009 14:34:17 GMT -5
Gir screamed, getting Devi to spin away from Johnny.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! I HAVE A CUPCAKE!!!!!!" he shrieked. He began dancing wildly. "WHOOOOOOOOOO CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Devi stared. "Riiiight," she said. She closed the door. "Better? What do you mean?" She sat down next to him.
"ACNE BLAST!" shouted the TV.
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"Squeeeee....probe?!"
Zim blasted the stairs as he climbed them. He entered the room. "YOU! YOU AND YOUR EXPLOD-Y STAIR THING! I WILL FIRE MY HUMAN LAZERS AT YOUR DOOMED HEAD!"
"Humans don't have lazers...." Squee mumbled.
"SILENCE! I AM ZIM!"
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Apr 30, 2009 17:45:10 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 30, 2009 17:45:10 GMT -5
Pepito tossed the green boy his cell phone. "Be careful with it. I've only got five minutes left on that thing."
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"I didn't say better, I said finer, but don't worry about it." He plopped down on the couch, picking up the bowl of popcorn he'd left there earlier that night. His brain felt oddly awake, but he didn't feel physically well... Something was wrong or right or... something was... different. That was sure.
He flipped the channel. "Sweet," He said, finding one of his favorite commercials.
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Apr 30, 2009 21:25:53 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 30, 2009 21:25:53 GMT -5
"HAHA! NOW I WILL USE THIS HUMAN COMMUNICATIONS PHONE AND FINISH MY PLAN!!!" Zim cried, taking off with the phone.
Squee waited and looked at Pepito. "I think he just stole it," he said.
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Devi stared at Johnny for a moment. Then there was a knock at the door.
"HEY!!! TACOS!!! TAQUITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!"
"I...think it's that thing...." she said. "Are you gonna get the door?"
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Pepito's eyes lit with fire (literally). "HEY!!!" He bellowed, a flame shooting out of his mouth, and he bolted after the green boy.
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Johnny sighed dejectedly and opened the door. "What." He more stated than asked.
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May 1, 2009 10:06:07 GMT -5
Post by ira on May 1, 2009 10:06:07 GMT -5
Squee watched them leave, grabbed Shmee and ducked under the covers.
"You're right, Shmee, Pepito can spit fire. He'll be OK," he said with a reassuring tone to himself.
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"I GOTS CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM!!!" he said, spitting a good amount of sticky brown and pink goo all across the living room, hitting both occupants.
Devi jumped up. "Ew, what in the--?!"
"GIR! LET'S GO!" cried Zim.
Gir turned as the green thing jumped on his back. The dog's feet became rockets that propelled them from sight, all gone spare a long trail of smoke.
"What the hell just happened?" asked Devi.
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