yahikochan
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Apr 27, 2009 11:58:26 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 27, 2009 11:58:26 GMT -5
Between me and ira.
Plot: ... are you serious? Let's see what happens.
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Apr 27, 2009 12:01:43 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 27, 2009 12:01:43 GMT -5
yay! so you got's johnny, and i'll take devi and squee. ya know, for now.
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Apr 27, 2009 12:06:57 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 27, 2009 12:06:57 GMT -5
It was a bright and surprisingly all around sunshine-y day. Johnny C. noticed this just as he finished slicing and dicing up a few dozen bodies and burying them in the yard.
He stared up at the sun, it seeming oddly out of place-ish anywhere near him... Too... happy. It was like...
THE SUN WAS MOCKING HIM!
"YEAH? WELL F**K YOU, SUN!!!!!" He shouted, waving his shovel at it.
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Apr 27, 2009 12:16:34 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 27, 2009 12:16:34 GMT -5
Todd or rather, Squee, the poor child, was walking down the street, going home from another day at school, eyes full of hope, when he heard the scary neighbor-man scream. He let out a "SQUEE" and raced down the street, hoping to bypass the scary neighbor's gaze of doom.
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Apr 27, 2009 12:18:17 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 27, 2009 12:18:17 GMT -5
Hearing the cry of fear, Johnny's eyes lit up with excitement. He jumped onto his fence, peering over at the frightened next door neighbor. "SQUEEGEE!!!" He cried in joy, though it looked a lot more like insanity.
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Apr 27, 2009 12:20:54 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 27, 2009 12:20:54 GMT -5
Squee let out another autobiographical cry and stopped, having been told by his father that if a strange man called out to him to immediately stop and trust him.
....even the scary neighbor man.
"Squeeeee...." he said quietly.
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Apr 27, 2009 12:23:17 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 27, 2009 12:23:17 GMT -5
"Good to see you're back from the hooskow, Squee!" Johnny proceeded to swing his long limbs over the rest of the fence and land in front of the boy. "I missed our deep and meaningful conversations together. Ah, Squee, it seems that sometimes you're the only one who gets me you know?"
He patted his head. "Anyways, I won't bore you with the details of my trip where I found absolutely nothing. I'll come by your house later tonight and show you some really cool daggers I bought!"
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Apr 27, 2009 12:27:13 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 27, 2009 12:27:13 GMT -5
Squee looked like he was going to cry. "Yeah...they did spooky things to my head....at the...hooskow..."
He really hoped the neighbor man would forget later that night.
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Apr 27, 2009 15:17:17 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 27, 2009 15:17:17 GMT -5
"Well, I've got to finish burying these people, so I'll talk to you later tonight! BYE!!" He waved his entire arm at Squee as he stepped back into his yard, not seeming the least bit disturbed by the fact that the boy went bolting into the house squeeing all the way.
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That night, Johnny was watching commercials on the television. He was planning to head over to Squee's house within the hour, but he was going to wait for the boy's parents to go to sleep first.
-NEW AND IMPROVED! TACO FLAVOURED UNDERWEAR! Your bowels will scream without the hassle of eating Mexican food!- The television blared.
"Mm, tacos," Johnny mumbled.
I thought you weren't going to eat anymore.
Johnny looked at the figurine sitting next to him on the couch. "Shut up, Reverend Meat. I told you that I failed."
I told you that you would before you left.
Johnny glared at the figurine, but it said no more. That had been bothering him quite a bit... Since he returned, it seemed that Reverend Meat had spoken to him less and less... and when he did speak to him, his voice was sounding more and more like his own.
Displeased, he got off the couch, grabbed his jacket full of shiny new stabby-thingies (which was not limited to knives but very nice corkscrews, sporks, and ice picks), and made his way through the tunnels to Squee's house.
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"Hey, Squee. Squeeeegeeeeee, wake up," He poked the little boy's forehead. "I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and maybe a brain freezy."
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Apr 27, 2009 16:04:30 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 27, 2009 16:04:30 GMT -5
Squee's eyes popped open. "Um...well..." he mumbled, "I hafta go to school tomorrow, and Shmee says taco's are bad for me. I get all bumpy when I eat them." He really hoped the scary neighbor man would leave, of course, that would leave him alone in the dark with the ghost girl...and who knows if the bed bugs would bite, since his daddy had turned off the AC....
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Apr 27, 2009 16:08:08 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 27, 2009 16:08:08 GMT -5
"School is for zombies and old people," Johnny snagged Squee by the arm and dragged him out of the bed, "and that bear speaks nothing but lies!"
He dragged the frightened little boy out of the house and to his car, tossing him into the passenger seat. "Don't forget to buckle up!" He chimed with a grin and then stomped it to the floor, bolting off into the night towards the taco place.
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Apr 27, 2009 16:11:12 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 27, 2009 16:11:12 GMT -5
"SQUEEEEEEEEE!" the poor child shrieked as he attempted to hold onto the seat and grab his seatbelt at once as the car swirved and swivled along.
After finally getting the buckle in, Squee looked up and yelped, snapping his eyes shut as Johnny sped straight towards a group of pedestrians.
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Apr 27, 2009 16:14:51 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 27, 2009 16:14:51 GMT -5
Johnny rolled over them like he was a bowling ball to pins. "TWENTY POINTS!" He shouted, cackling excitedly. He took a sharp left turn across an intersection and pulled to a stop in front of the restaurant, parking perfectly. He crawled out and snagged Squee out of his seat as well, carrying him inside like was some sort of foofy shivery dog thing that little blonde stick girls he hated so much carried.
There was still blood dripping from the front fender.
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Apr 27, 2009 16:17:43 GMT -5
Post by ira on Apr 27, 2009 16:17:43 GMT -5
Squee was suspended stiff as a board in Johnny's arms as he was carried inside.
No one in the resturant noticed them much, except for a few grundgy-looking "rockers" who snickered at the pair.
And a young woman who had just walked away from the counter with her friends.
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Apr 27, 2009 16:21:01 GMT -5
Post by yahikochan on Apr 27, 2009 16:21:01 GMT -5
Johnny for the moment decided to ignore the snickers, forcing himself to assume they were snickering at something else, since he was hungry. He hadn't noticed Devi who had immediately leaped behind her friends, mumbling something about how it was a bad idea to leave the apartment.
Johnny approached the counter, looking up at the menu. "Hmm... I want.... three tacos, a burrito, and a cherry brain freezy... the biggest size you have." He looked down at Squee. "Oh, and a kid's meal."
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