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Post by Edward Uzumaki on May 27, 2009 22:41:41 GMT -5
((Plain and simple: BAND WAGON!)) Envy here! Me and the rest 'o my collegues are here to answer any questions ya have!Just make sure they're worth our while, meaningless questions drive me nuts.Oh hush, Greed.*snickers* Lust sure shut you up good!*multiple punches heard* .....
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Post by Kay Faraday on May 27, 2009 23:04:59 GMT -5
Question for Envy: Why the skort and light bulb fetish?
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Post by Edward Uzumaki on May 27, 2009 23:16:16 GMT -5
What the hell? Lightbulbs? Is that another thing you d**n fangirls came up with? First it's the "palm tree" thing now this? *grumbles something inaudiable* Fine, yeah, I wear a freaking skort. Why? Well how the hell else would I be able to move around with all that flippy s*** I do to the Fullmetal Shrimp.*aside* But some would beg to differ for other reasons... >
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Post by Kay Faraday on May 27, 2009 23:31:23 GMT -5
To Envy: Um...you never heard of shorts before? And some say the light bulbs are a reminder of Hoho-papa. I just wanted the real reason. *shrugs*
To Greed: Is there anything you don't want?
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Post by Edward Uzumaki on May 27, 2009 23:43:09 GMT -5
......HAHAHA! You shut that bastard up good! And seriously, is that even a question? I'm Greed, dammit. But I do loathe those disgusting pairings that you people put with me. I'm not lookin' for love. Hey, I get what I want with out that. As long as there's women chasing me for the material things I take, I get enough tail to last me for a long time.
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Post by Kay Faraday on May 27, 2009 23:48:34 GMT -5
Just to let you know, I do no ships with you. I can't see it let alone why some ship you with Envy.
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Post by Edward Uzumaki on May 27, 2009 23:54:10 GMT -5
Well, if you want my professional opinion, I belive because they're opposites and enemies. It's similar to the FullmetalxFlame pairings that I've seen. If it makes you feel any better, Greed, I get paired with many other characters too, much to my own dismay.
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Post by Kay Faraday on May 27, 2009 23:55:58 GMT -5
Like who Lust?
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Post by Edward Uzumaki on May 28, 2009 0:00:50 GMT -5
Oh goodness, who isn't there? Just because I'm Lust doesn't mean I'm not classy. I especially hate it when I get set up with younger characters like Edward and Wrath. And I absolutely cannot stand those yuri pairings with me.EWW! Me and Lust!? Yucky! And... what's yuri?Oh dear... look what you started, Greed...Heheheheh...
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Post by Kay Faraday on May 28, 2009 0:05:30 GMT -5
Those must be from fanboys then. -_-
Question for all homunculi: If you guys were turned human, how would you live your lives?
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Post by Edward Uzumaki on May 28, 2009 0:13:20 GMT -5
Hmm... that is a tough question. But I guess nothing really.
I would like to find out who I really was. If I am Trisha Elric, then I guess I would go back to taking care of my boys.
Me, I would just want to have peace in my life. Be a normal human woman and start a family. That's all really.
Anywhere Mommy goes, I go too. But if she is Ms. Elric, I could go back to my real mommy.
Hell if I know. Might do a combination of Lust's and Sloth's. Never really thought about it...
Woah, hey! Humans ain't immortal, so screw all that!
EEEAAATTTT........
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KLIKnDIE
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Post by KLIKnDIE on May 28, 2009 15:10:10 GMT -5
Dear Homunculi, What is your opinion on Slash fiction that oftentimes pairs you with each other? signed Stupid Klik
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Post by Edward Uzumaki on May 28, 2009 21:20:49 GMT -5
If the writing is good, then I don't mind it at all. I know it's not the truth, so it doesn't ruffle my feathers.
Sorry, I don't have time to read things like that. I have a very loving human wife anyway.
Umm... I don't think I can say anything. I'm not allowed to read that stuff....
Me toos!
I might have to agree with Sloth, but like I said earlier, when fans portray me as a "cougar", I don't like it at all. I'm sorry, but I prefer older men rather than boys. And I am not homosexual either.
Oh hell ya, I agree with you there, Lust. I don't like those things at all, and I can't stress how much reading those things makes me wanna puke. AND I F***ING HATE GREED!
I F***ING HATE YOU TOO, ENVY! Anyway, love stories ain't really my cup-o-tea. I do my best to avoid those things as much as possible.
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KLIKnDIE
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Post by KLIKnDIE on May 30, 2009 22:34:41 GMT -5
What is your opinion on fine leather jackets? Or Bullwhips? or Fedoras for that matter? (( xD aint I a stinkah? ))
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Post by Edward Uzumaki on May 30, 2009 23:14:15 GMT -5
((Oh you~!))
I think I speak for everyone when I say: ALL WE WEAR IS LEATHER! So obviously we like it. As for bullwhips, that sounds kinda kinky~.
Ooh Greed, are you hitting on our guest? Our male guest? Heh heh...
You're both disgusting. Get your minds out of the gutter, Wrath is still listening you know.
Well, I guess I should answer your last question before a fight breaks out. I wear a Fedora on occassion, but not when I'm acting Furher. Only on nice occassions like on business or a night out with the family.
Pride, you're going soft. You're starting to sound like a human.
I'm sorry you feel that way, Envy. I'm just stating fact, that's all.
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